I'm a dreamer. I'm awkward. I see the world with gay eyes.
only if you had a picnic alone you god damn loserWhy in the hell would you have a picnic with other people ?
When you go on a picnic, your bags are lighter on the walk back, but you’re still carrying the same amount of weight.
Everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.
The purpose of sex is procreation.
Blowjobs don’t lead to procreation.
Blowjobs are unnatural.
If I can’t get married, you shouldn’t be allowed to give head.