I'm a dreamer. I'm European. I'm awkward. I see the world with gay eyes.
Buying a new pair of shoes. Putting them on. Going out. Realizing they accentuate your already awkward walk. Being self-conscious. Making it worse.
I can’t see my feet when standing up. Guess it’s time to watch what I eat.
I bet dragons would think it’s cool that we can make water in our mouths.
My father was my PE teacher from age 11 to age 15, and I absolutely sucked at soccer but I rocked at gymnastics. During 4 years, my father had to watch his gay son unable to kick a football right, and yet able to pull off 5 impeccable cartwheels in a row.
The Fappening happened and I can confirm that I am 100% gay.