I'm a dreamer. I'm awkward. I see the world with gay eyes.
The gay mafia is so good that nobody had ever heard of it before Mozilla’s controversy. Good job guys.
Acquaintance : Since you're gay, are you attracted to your own body ?
Me : Bitch please ... If I were attracted to my own body, I'd never leave my bed.
My mum just came to me before I left and told me : “You should have put more perfume”.
No mum, contrary to what you might think, that fruity smell doesn’t come from your son but from that half-empty bottle next to my bed.
Is there a specific word when a fag is surrounded by his hags ? Because that’s what’s gonna happen tonight.
It’s 6 p.m. and I’ve spent the last hour drinking my hair and doing martinis.